Isang Linggong Sulat

Dear Itay,

Sumulat ako ngayong LUNES, para maihulog ko ng MARTES, matanggap nyo ng MIYERKULES, mabasa nyo ng HUWEBES, sagutin nyo ng BIYERNES, maihulog nyo ng SABADO para magamit ko ang pera ng LINGGO.

sagot ng ama;

Dear Anak,

'yong sulat mo no'ng LUNES na inihulog mo ng MARTES ay natanggap ko ng MIYERKULES, binasa ko ng HUWEBES, sinagot ko naman ng BIYERNES at naihulog ko ng SABADO para mo malaman mo ng LINGGO na wala akong pera!TARANTADO!!

Jesus in a computer

Jesus and Satan competed on the computer.
They started typing.
They did every known job, reports, emails, attachments and downloads.
But before the time was up, lightning, thunder and rain... and brownout came!
Satan cursed.
Jesus just sigh.
When electricity was back, Satan lost every single thing he had done. But Jesus started printing all his files.
Satan shouted: "YOU CHEATED!".
Jesus just smiled. He did what Satan didn't know: and that is to SAVE!.